So, I received a CRA scam call from these geniuses who left a message claiming that there was a warrant for my arrest due to tax fraud. Naturally, I called them back to see what’s going on.
They tell me that if I am unable to pay them, then I will be arrested for 5 days and then I will be facing the judge in court on the 6th day. Damn, that’s like how God built the Earth. I guess I get Sunday off too.
After that the say that in order for me to avoid jail, I would have to go and get some tax paying vouchers that I can get from, you’ve guessed it, out of all places, Shopper’s Drug Mart. In other words, these geniuses wanted me to go and buy over $2600 worth of Best Buy cards and the alike so that they could steal the numbers from and then sell them on the black market.
Watch how rude these ladies from customer service get as well when they don’t think I am doing what they tell me to do. Listen for yourself and watch what happens at the end when I tell her and I’m at the border of India and Pakistan and ask her if I should cross over to Pakistan because I heard that their country was better. Instant disconnect!